Vibrators are like snowflakes: no two are alike, and each are beautiful in their own right. Don’t believe me? You obviously haven’t embraced shopping for one. An experience like no other, that first trip to the adult toy store can be as memorable as your first Barbie or G.I. Joe (we reject gender biases) your parents bought you.
Choosing the right toy can, however, seem daunting, particularly if you haven’t taken the time to educate yourself. Like any consumer purchase, there is no ‘best’ vibrator – only the best vibrator to fit your needs and lifestyle.
If you’ve had a favorite vibrator for awhile now, but are looking to trade it in for a newer model, no need to shop around. We’ve done all the comparisons for you and are able to offer you a fairly well put together list.
Some of you may be buying a vibrator as a ‘gag’ gift, in which case you’d want something as humorous looking as possible. To those who are interested in quality over aesthetics, be warned: many ‘novelty’ vibrators are not designed with usability in mind, and can be quite the turn off. Just because it makes you giggle doesn’t mean it’s guaranteed to make you come!
Not to say that all ‘cute’ vibrators are bad.
On the contrary, the Climax Remotes Long Distance Dolphin, for instance, offers a fun aesthetic, while delivering massive amounts of pleasure! Best of all, it’s completely wireless, so there’s no limit to the sorts of games you can play, by yourself, or with a ‘special’ friend! Another very fun looking piece, if you’re looking for a novelty-looking gift, is the Ambitious Beaver. Truly the gift that keeps on giving, this little beaver would make a close friend who received it weep with gratitude.
Or maybe you’re in the market for something you can use with your significant other. In that case, the We-Vibe comes highly recommended. It’s the only vibrator specially designed to be use during intercourse, providing additional stimulation to both participants. You’ve never experienced pleasure so intensely with another person! Other remote controlled vibrators, popular for couples, or women who enjoy a hands free experience, include the Cloud 10 Venus Butterfly, complete with a G-spot tantalizing insert for a truly magical experience.
One of the most popular vibrator designs of all time, is the bullet. Bullets are great for clitoral stimulation, and are compact, easy to travel with, and a lot of bang for your buck. The EZ Touch 5x Golden Nugget offers five mind blowing levels of escalating vibration for your solo enjoyment.
However, if you want to take your bullet into the bath with you, the Burning Angel 7x Waterproof Bullet may be the best choice you can make. It’s so powerful you’ll forget you’re in a tub instead of a Jacuzzi! As powerful and versatile as some of the best bullets on the market, this Burning Angel has the power to send you straight to heaven.
Sometimes, a shower head just doesn’t get the job done during bath time. The good news is, for a little ‘me’ time during bath time – or the pool, or other location you enjoy being wet – there’s goodies like Spellbound Waterproof in Green. Magical beads and three responding speeds make this the ultimate accessory for an underwater wonderland.
Then again, there’s also something to be said for a gift for him, that pleases her. Cock rings come in many shapes, sizes, and degrees of pressure, but for a really unique experience, you might want to try a vibrating cock ring, such as the Mega Stretch Cock Ring and silver egg – something to prolong the ultimate moment, and tantalize with adjustable vibrations.
If aesthetics are as important to you as your pleasure, a truly unique looking vibrator might be right up your alley. Unlike novelty vibrators designed solely for their appearance, many vibrators, like the Fun Factory Delight, are designed to please the eye as well as the erogenous zones. Not only does it offer simultaneous stimulation to both the clitoris and the G-spot, it’s practically a work of art!
Maybe you like to take it easy when you masturbate. After all, if you don’t like to use your hands because it prevents you from totally immersing yourself in your fantasy, the solution to all your problems is here: the Caesar 2.0 Love Machine. It adjusts to nine different heights and offers an adjustable speed of between fifteen to two hundred thrusts per minute. Best of all, the stable, flat base means it can be situated almost anywhere, to accommodate almost any position. It also comes with two attachable toys, a Cyberskin dildo and vaginal masturbator.
But the list goes on and on. You might be in the market for a dildo, like Cyberskin Gonzo Cock, with its incredibly realistic feel, appearance, and satisfying size. Or perhaps you prefer a strap on, for hands free penetration, in which case you might be interested in the Pipedream Extreme Toyz Girl-On-Girl Strap-On, for her, or the Fetish Fantasy Beginner’s Strap-On, for him. Both offer a satisfying, hands free experience guaranteed to please any lover.
There are anal sex toys, balls and beads like the Fun Factory Bendybeads, or a stretching plug like the Berman Intimate Lady Godiva. Both offer a fun diversion for your back door, and both promise to enhance your orgasm by adding scandalous new sensations! And if you grow addicted to that fuller feeling in your back door, you may be tempted to try out a double penetrator, like the Seymore Butts’ Toyz Double Penetrator. This vibrating dual stimulator is double the pleasure!
Whatever sex toy you choose for your enjoyment, make sure it meets your specific needs and sexual kinks, without worrying about what such a purchase might ‘say’ about you. You’ll be glad you put your prim reservations aside and embraced the enhanced pleasure that’s out there waiting for you to discover it.
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