
Let’s cut right to the heart of the matter: no, guys, you are not being replaced by something phallic that runs on batteries.
That’s what you were thinking, right? That adding things that go buzz in the night somehow implies your equipment just isn’t up to the task?
Well, by that logic, whipped cream on a sundae is superfluous, chocolate is fine on its own, so why bother making a cake with it, and movies are just a fancy way of telling stories around the campfire.
It’s not that there’s anything wrong with the way things are; adding something fun to your life isn’t a criticism of the life you’ve been living, just an …













