Optimum Power - Thrusting Power Climaxer

I read a rave review for this product on a different site, so I thought I had really picked out a winner, but boy was I disappointed. Where to begin? Well, in a nutshell, this thing doesn't work. First off, the included pump cant keep suction. I can feel it trying to make the fit more snug, but it loses the suction as fast as you can pump it in. Secondly, the review I had read for this thing said that it feels better than the real thing, and this was not an advertisement but an actual independent review. I can tell you for sure that this is not as good as the real thing, not anywhere near. The jelly bead things on the inside of the sleeve are okay I guess, but they would have been better off making the entire thing out of the material that the opening is made out of, which is supple and welcoming. The motor is so freaking loud it's downright off-putting, and it doesn't feel like you're being stroked so much as someone is patting you on the head, even on the highest setting I didn't really enjoy the sensation. The effect leaves a lot to be desired, to say the least.. If you have thin walls there's a good chance people will hear you using this thing, that's how loud it is. Finally, you can't finish in it because the inner sleeve is attached to the pumping arm and there is no way to dismantle it, so cleaning is a downright chore. I wouldn't recommend this product to anyone, and for the money I spent I wish I had just bought a fleshlight because that's about all this thing does, just not as well. Stay away.